You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.

If you cannot convince a Fascist, acquaint his head with the pavement.

Tell me anyway--Maybe I can find the truth by comparing the lies.

Our planet is being turned into a filthy and evil-smelling imperialist barrack.

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege.

Religions are illogical primitive ignorance. There is nothing as ridiculous and tragic as a religious government.

There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.

Communism needs democracy like the human body needs oxygen.

Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression, and violence, and enjoy it to the full.

Abusive language and swearing are a legacy of slavery, humiliation, and disrespect for human dignity, one’s own and that of other people.

Bureaucracy and social harmony are inversely proportional to each other.

You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket?

Unfortunately the global warming hysteria, as I see it, is driven by politics more than by science.

I am proud that [I was] , , , enabled to guide this great talent . . . towards the superb fulfillment of its individual potentialities, towards the greatest independence.

I do wear suits all the time.

There is always a sheet of paper. There is always a pen. There is always a way out.

You know, if you're at home with children, you lose twenty-five IQ points.

[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot.

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

Maybe love is like a pendulum. It swings back and forth, slowly, steadily, and sometimes you don't know where it will come to rest.