You make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world

My head's under water but am breathing fine

We may not be interested in chaos but chaos is interested in us

What an absurdity to go and bury oneself in South America, where they are always having revolutions.

Before we can pray "Lord Thy Kingdom come " we must be willing to pray "My Kingdom go."

If you cut down a forest, it doesn't matter how many sawmills you have if there are no more trees.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.

There are a great many people who have a vested interest in maintaining the stupidity of the American public.

The early bird might catch the worm, but I bet it also needs a ton of under eye concealer

We sure as ruddy heck ain't in Prentisstown no more," I say to Manchee under my breath.

If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.

Generally, I'm a pretty mellow guy.