There are a great many people who have a vested interest in maintaining the stupidity of the American public.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

He who is brave is free

The will to love, the desire to help, and an open mind with gratitude can unlock the door to eternal happiness.

Anyway, that's the past, and what matters is the future. That's how life works, because it's short and precious and kind of doubtful.

The tide seldom shifts in favor of a selfish individual.

Every morning, I wake up and think about 10 different things I'm thankful for, and I continue to spread that love throughout the day, always visualizing, meditating, and growing.

You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.

I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.

I just wanna make the world dance, forget about the price tags.

One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.

I don't care how cheap the box is that you put a diamond ring in, nothing about the box diminishes the value of the content.