You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

May you wait for God’s timing.

Don't keep all your feelings sheltered - express them. Don’t EVER let life shut you up.

Technology is technology. Technology doesn't have a, it is not good or bad. Technologies are tools.

When Fidel Castro is gone, there will be hope for Cuba. There will be opportunity for Cuba.

When we hate a person, with an intimate, imaginative, human hatred, we enter into his mind, or sympathize -- any strong interest will arouse the imagination and create some sort of sympathy.

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened.

You're laughing at everything that's bringing me down.

I'm calling from my car, I'm sorry, I'm like running around like crazy.

The plural on anecdote is not evidence

In my day, there were things that were done, and things that were not done, and there was even a way of doing things that were not done.