You know what scares me? You think I’m a monster.

P-p-p-please, don’t cast me out

If you continue with that train of thought and end it with, I did it because I love you and can’t bear to see you in turmoil, you could sell it to Hallmark, but not to me!

Kora may have been a witch, and your father may have had prophetic dreams. But you Paige, is not a witch. You are something much more, but the question is what?

You two are bad, sneaking behind Mr. Caswell’s back, getting a little something, something on the side.

You’re a gorgeous siren who could lure anybody into your arms. But I must go before I deliciously fall under your spell.

I didn’t spend my whole summer training with Anwar and him on a deserted island in the Baltic sea to stand here and do nothing.

I hated all this: the mystery of myself.

Worry is worthless. It can't change the past or control the future. It only spoils the moment.

If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.

Later, I discovered there was a lot of work to being good in tennis.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

Whether I'm writing about plumbers or psychics or psychic plumbers, I want to find a creative space that imprisons me usefully, so I can deviate with purpose.

When I run across something that feels like a real eye-opener, it's gonna have an influence on me forever.

It's HE-RO," the boy argued. "No," the girl insisted, "it's HER-O.

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.

Because love, love never finishes.

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em