You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

If one had but a single glance to give the world, one should gaze on Istanbul.

This might seem impossible to believe, but some lawyers actually like lawyering.

Do you understand that it's impossible to please God in any way other than wholehearted surrender?

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life.

to achieve unity without uniformity is the whole essence of the democratic way of life.

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

I am not a missionary, but I have wanted my life to count for the unreached peoples of the world.

American education will be determined by the quality of American public education, and that's public schools that are available.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.