You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.

Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.

The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.

A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can

I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.

One who knows the law of connectivity is a universal friend

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I try to be a good guy and I fall short sometimes, but I use Christ as an example.

Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anybody else.

I believe quite simply that the small company of the future will be as much a research organization as it is a manufacturing company.

People are so prejudiced against bisexuals. It's like the only group of people you can still make fun of. Bisexuals ... and Germans. And I happen to be both of them.

Peter Norman's a man's man.

Mathematicians create by acts of insights and intuition. Logic then sanctions the conquests of intuition.

But that moment exists - a moment when all the power of the stars becomes a part of us and enables us to perform miracles.

I only know one thing, and that is I know nothing