You just have to choose which wrong choice feels the least wrong.

Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together

Sometimes in life, we need a few bad days in order to keep the good ones in perspective.

Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it

There are people you meet that you get to know, and then there are people you meet that you already know.

Never judge others. You both know good and well how unexpected events can change who a person is. Always keep that in mind. You never know what someone else is experiencing within their own life.

I want to be your soulmate, even if I don't believe in them.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

My lack of access to the real world has been replaced completely by books, and it can’t be healthy to live in a land of happily ever afters.

I need someone who is willing to watch me brave the ocean and then dare me not to drown.

Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Unfortunately, it's also one of the hardest things in the world to hold on to, and one of the easiest things to throw away.

Over time as most people fail the survivor's exacting test of trustworthiness, she tends to withdraw from relationships. The isolation of the survivor thus persists even after she is free.

If it were necessary either to do wrong or to suffer it, I should choose to suffer rather than do it.

Amy Poehler and I once ambushed people and made them sing Christmas carols with us.

The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.

I love my mom. My mom loves me. We don't have an easy relationship. I don't think we ever will, but I'd rather have a complicated, misunderstood relationship than have no relationship at all.

What, then, is this blue sky, which certainly does exist, and which veils from us the stars during the day?

It's only when you're forbidden to talk about the future that you suddenly realize how much the future normally occupies the present.

We can only learn from mistakes, by identifying them, determining their source, and correcting them... people learn more from their own mistakes than from the successes of others.

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

The ascendency of the sacerdotal order was long the ascendency which naturally and properly belonged to intellectual superiority.