You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Only with a leafcan I talk of the forest,

A colossal event is upon us, the birth of a New World Order.

Sometimes, we have to promote ourselves. Just go out and be very active about trying to find an opportunity.

Bringing jobs back to Michigan and Ohio and Pennsylvania and all the places that have lost their jobs. That's already happening. I think you're gonna see tremendous job growth in this country.

I ask nothing of the Jews except that they should disappear.

The more noteworthy a person's achievements, the more government agents are attracted to investigating that person.

You explore beautiful songs & create your own interpretation of them.

It will go away... The stuff in your head. Little by little.

But laughter is weakness, corruption, the foolishness of our flesh.

the loneliest place to be is a hotel room in a big city in early evening.