You have to foul me to stop me, period.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Learn to master your thoughts and watch closely what you deposit into your spirit. Speak over your life. Living in peace has transformative power.

I had done either too much coke or too little, a constant problem in my life.

I have made billions of dollars in business making deals. Now I'm going to make America rich again.

Everything is shown up by being exposed to the light, and whatever is exposed to the light itself becomes light.

I’m not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn’t care less about their opinion.

Be yourself and you can be anything.

When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people so that they can get on with their jobs.

The science of loving, yes, that's the only kind of science I want I'd barter away everything I possess to win it.

A whole lifetime was too short to bring out, the full flavour; to extract every ounce of pleasure, every shade of meaning.