You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.

A star earns the right to shine the day it is born.

Faith is a belief in divine God.

Practice holding labels lightly as leaders so you have greater range in your behaviors and are more adaptable and effective in a greater range of situations.

Questions to be answered by questions itself when you wanna ignore it in first place. It’s better to be diplomatic rather than Ignorant.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

The need for some venture of faith still remains; one must stake one's life upon something.

The sensitive artist knows that a bitter wind is blowing.

The dress must follow the body of a woman, not the body following the shape of the dress.

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.

That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.