You could look it up.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Intelligence is loving what is good and Wisdom is worshiping the One True Living God (FGL)! Alleluia! Amen!

The chance to do it over again is called now.

I always give myself a little part in every movie.

I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.

I can't think of anything until I've got printed words in front of me. I never wake up in the middle of the night with a song in my head.

Lack of sensitivity is perhaps basically an unawareness of ourselves.

If you think of all the publicity about the terrible tragedy of Virginia Tech, we have a Virginia Tech in this country every day. It's just spread across 50 states.

You cannot be sure that you are right unless you understand the arguments against your views better than your opponents do.

To enter into your own mind you need to be armed to the teeth.