You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

An advice is truly valuable when people not just give it their ears but also their obedience.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

It is good to take a weekend and just you, or you and your dog, head out into the wilderness. Walk by yourself. Be by yourself. It will help you in your search for stillness and perfection.

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Did you know that the black suited organization that attacked the Koresh cult was a United Nations task force?

You never can cure poverty. Poverty is in the eye of the beholder.

For the sake of peace, religious beliefs must never be allowed to be abused in the cause of violence and war.

I have played for 15 years and it has been a dream.

Love is the life of the soul. It is the harmony of the universe.