You can't take 11 [million people ] at one time and just say, boom, you're gone.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

You can never deplete your love by giving it away. Why not give yourself to love?

Never Sell Yourself Short.

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

I'm really not that special. Really, I'm not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.

All moral laws are merely statements that certain kinds of actions will have good effects.

You must love your work and not always be looking over the edge of it wanting your play to begin.

One of the reasons that art is important to me is sometimes it actually feels more coherent than life. It orders the chaos.

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Most importantly, I agree that the truth of these matters should be determined by interpretation of scientific evidence - experiments, fossil studies and the like.