You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Everyone should be forcibly transplanted to another continent from their family at the age of three.

Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly.

Good things have different colors, it’s like a rainbow or flowers and it’s more likely how I feel for my love ones that creates a joyous melody in my heart.How it makes me feel happy and alive

All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest it seems is an interest in life good bad or peculiar.

When Time is spent, Eternity begins.

Trust is very hard if you don't know what you're trusting.

The most regretful people on earth are those who felt the call to creative work, who felt their own creative power restive and uprising, and gave to it neither power nor time.

I choose kindness... I will be kind to the poor, for they are alone. Kind to the rich, for they are afraid. And kind to the unkind, for such is how God has treated me

Thus, the apostles' adventure began as a gathering of persons who open to one another reciprocally. A direct knowledge of the Teacher began for the disciples.

Progress through trial and error depends not only on making trials, but on recognizing errors.