You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams

You never depart from us, but yet, only with difficulties do we return to You.

Am I a professor? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?

Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost.

Do not try the parallels in that way: I know that way all along. I have measured that bottomless night, and all the light and all the joy of my life went out there.

There are two or three performances in your life that are absolutely on, where all the planets are lined up for you and you feel you're invincible.

I could see her get all nervous but she was also excited. Nightmares have that quality, don't they?

Over the years, she'd learned not to question him to closely—mostly because he wouldn't answer her.

The four rules of writing... 1. Write to discover. 2. There is no greater discovery than love. 3. All love comes from the Creator. 4. Write what you will.

Make your team feel respected, empowered and genuinely excited about the company's mission.