You can make anything by writing

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

I was too proud to show him how hurt I was.

The Republicans in Congress, they believe in Ronald Reagan's Republican Party, not Donald Trump Republican Party or Steve Bannon's Republican Party.

Many people fail not so much because of their mistakes; they fail because they are afraid to try.

Beauty in mathematics is seeing the truth without effort.

First principle: never to let one's self be beaten down by persons or by events.

I really do believe that inner beauty is so much more than any kind of outer beauty.

The faithful will be victorious over the sinners.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

I was raised in a tribal situation, among cannibal people.