You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong.

I guess if you keep making the same mistake long enough, it becomes your style.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

The scientific nature of the ordinary man is to go out and do the best you can.

Writing is about a blank piece of paper and leaving out what’s not supposed to be there.

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning And come home in the evening and have nothing to say

Now Jesus, he don't like killing, no matter what the reason is for, and your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.

I'm fascinated by America...it's so odd.

If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.

MAKE ME AN ANGEL THAT FLIES FROM MONTGOMERY, MAKE ME A POSTER OF AN OLD RODEO JUST GIVE ME ONE THING THAT I CAN HOLD ON TO TO BELIEVE IN THIS LIVIN' IS JUST A HARD WAY TO GO.

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

There is evil hidden in everyone, mine came out left me bleeding and hurts people around me.

Rien n'est plus parfait, plus acheve qu'un cadavre. Nothing is more perfect, more complete than a corpse.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

Of course, when you work with actors and when you work on a script everything that you know about the human experience can't possibly go in.

She was a beautiful woman dragging a crippled foot and I was that foot. I was bricks sewn into the hem of her clothes, I was a steel dress

There will never cease to be ferment in the world unless people are sure of their food.

Every day there are many opportunities to be nice---or not so nice.

President Obama said that he designed Obamacare after Romneycare and basically made it Obamneycare.

Excellent instruction is less about what a teacher does and more about what students can do and know as a result of the lesson.