Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

I guess if you keep making the same mistake long enough, it becomes your style.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

The scientific nature of the ordinary man is to go out and do the best you can.

Writing is about a blank piece of paper and leaving out what’s not supposed to be there.

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning And come home in the evening and have nothing to say

Now Jesus, he don't like killing, no matter what the reason is for, and your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.

I'm fascinated by America...it's so odd.

If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.

MAKE ME AN ANGEL THAT FLIES FROM MONTGOMERY, MAKE ME A POSTER OF AN OLD RODEO JUST GIVE ME ONE THING THAT I CAN HOLD ON TO TO BELIEVE IN THIS LIVIN' IS JUST A HARD WAY TO GO.

You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong.

Butterfly causing a tsunami with on beat of its wing.

The voice of the people is the voice of God. (Vox populi vox dei.)

I was once described by one of my critics as an aesthetic fascist.

Many stop short of a divine encounter because they are satisfied with good theology. The word of God is to lead us to the God of the word.

I find most men don't like a lot of makeup.

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote.

Pick up a grain a day and add to your heap. You will soon learn, by happy experience, the power of littles as applied to intellectual processes and gains.

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that we were our parents' property or theirs to control.

I've already said you can't take anything from me that I wouldn't freely give you.

We cannot afford to walk down that dangerous path of government overstepping its boundaries into the most personal parts of our lives.