You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career.

The devil may not be interested in preventing you from knowing the undone job. What he may do is to make you think it’s somebody’s job and not yours.

Do not depreciate a creation of God

Flowers are without hope. Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.

The study of the human brain and its disease remains one of the greatest scientific and philosophical challenges ever undertaken.

The first family is my kin. The other family is my SNSD family.

In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given... but we're cool nerds.

I really prefer electric music.

What kind of recognition do I deserve? I don't deserve any recognition.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.