The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I was about 26 or 27 and it was imperative that I make a living right away and it's hard to make a living on stage, so I started in television and film.

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.

Anything you want for life is available to you, the universe is just waiting for you to take the necessary action(s) before it gives you what you want.

The camera is for us a tool, not a pretty mechanical toy ... people think far too much about techniques and not enough about seeing.

Wherever humans garden magnificently, there are magnificent heartbreaks.

All the records I've made have pretty much been big club turntable records. You need to feel the rhythm.

Oppressors do not get to be oppressors in a single sweep. They manage it because little by little, we make them that. We overlook too much in the beginning and wonder why we lost control in the end.

I come from a very warm island, where colors are very important, very vibrant, and obviously the color has been an influence on my work.

I look at myself and read what people say on the internet and some fans say the club should get rid of me - which shows how fickle some people can be.