You bite the hand that feeds, Speedy said.Humans don't like that.They view it as a sign of ingratitude.I never asked anyone to feed me.That doesn't seem to matter to them.

Life in a box was unbearable.How did humans stand it?

What is with these guys? Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat?I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

A prayer and positive affirmation are the keys for a divine intervention in any situation.

Sometimes the darkness finds us, that will always be inevitable. If one chooses to manifest such feelings creatively, then it really isn't darkness at all.

If you don't know how to live, why wonder about death?

Despite being extremely professional, Michael Caine has a giggle which was lethal for me because once you catch his eyes, once you realize the other person is a giggler too, it's curtains.

It Was Once Suggested to Me that, as an Antidote to Crying, I Put My Head in a Paper Bag.

Different people work different ways.

This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid; Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms, The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents.

My fans are like no other. Completely original people.

Of bird and prophet and his light shall lead On through the darkness to eventual light, To undiscovered wealth, to newer need . . .