You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Expect nothing but be ready for everything.

It made me feel as if I was taking back some control over my life when everything else had been shaken up so frighteningly.

Consistency is a paste jewel that only cheap men cherish.

In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

I find the less attention I pay to food, the healthier I am.

I've never even done a residency.

Chosing to stay in the moment, is choosing to be free from fear.

I don't know if I thrive in normal life.

You who have received so much love, share it with others. Love others the way that God has loved you, with tenderness.

This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.