Yeah, my real name is Coppola. I changed it because they'd think I was some nepotism-oriented kid.

I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

Some things are true whether you believe in them or not.

When I play supernatural characters in 'Ghost Rider' or 'City Of Angels,' the possibilities are limitless. The possibilities are endless, you can do so much with that.

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

I like both Blu-ray and DVD, but Blu-ray gives you more options.

To be a good actor you have to be something like a criminal, to be willing to break the rules to strive for something new.

Those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.

Zoology has always been interesting to me. Nature is fascinating.

Every great story seems to begin with a snake.

Passion is very important to me. If you stop enjoying things, you've got to look at it, because it can lead to all kinds of depressing scenarios.

A final dirty joke.Another human punch line

The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. That's approaching evil.

The Almighty has His own purposes.

Aslan's instructions always work; there are no exceptions.

. . when the initial excitement of playing starts to evaporate, good habits are needed to sustain the learning process.

There will be birds and if they write your name in the sky then you can get on the buses and if they don't you have to die on the floor.

Always assume incompetence before looking for conspiracy.

I find that in the process of making a film you're constantly discovering things that you never even imagined would work at the beginning.

No one can explain exactly what happens within us when the doors behind which our childhood terrors lurk are flung open.

Hit them where they ain't.