Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Let us not take what we eat for granted

Not truth but faith it is that keeps the world alive.

I tend to feel if people say they're going to do something, they will, if given the chance.

Harmony can not thrive in a climate of mistrust, cheating, bullying; mean-spirited competition.

I took my life in my hands and social media has just helped me do that more.

We've never been in a time where mothers - parenthood, but particularly motherhood - is so fetishized.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

The best way to be missed when you're gone is to stand for something when you're here.

Doing what’s right isn’t supposed to hurt someone you care about.

Men of integrity are generally pretty obstinate, in adhering to an opinion once adopted.