Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

One kind of walking which I do not recall seeing mentioned anywhere in the literature of the subject is imaginary walking.

Hell, I've always like the man, " he said now. "Until he became involved with my wife.

Kaylee giggled as he tunneled up inside her sleeve.Out popped his head for a quick look, then he took leave.He enjoyed scaling up, down and around her shirt.What a sweet, funny and adorable flirt.

Concentrate, play your game, and don't be afraid to win.

The word is a sign or symbol of the impressions or affections of the soul.

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily; even if you had no title or position.

I played djembe, percussion, keyboards and I sang.

In a weird way, [hockey] is like church and therapy and exercise all rolled up into one.

Do what you wanna do. Really follow your dreams. Fail as many times as you can because youll only get better.

I've wondered why the famous congregate with each other. Perhaps it's to assure each other that they really are as important as they think they are.