Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

Women who live their lives according to the suffocating religious rules created by men represent one of the saddest tragedies of the whole human history!

I was looking down the road of "life gone by" and I realized this road of life is not as long as it looks. Travel with caution and maximize every mile. It can be a beautiful journey.

I was famous from the age of 13, and after a while you become immune to it - in a good way. You look at positives and what you can do with it.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

One is alone when the last one who remembers is gone.

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.

In the Far East, it's very normal for people to wear masks in flu season. I don't know if I'd ever do that, though, because I don't like having things on my face.

Productivity growth, however it occurs, has a disruptive side to it. In the short term, most things that contribute to productivity growth are very painful.

A miracle constantly repeated becomes a process of nature.

A true principle makes decisions clear even under the most confusing and challenging circumstances.