I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

Pursue your dreams with all diligence.

I could make love with you until the mood decides to never glow again.

Life is about showing up, so is writing. That’s why I sit at my desk every day and dance my fingers across the keyboard

Living to create an earthly legacy is a short-sighted goal.

I remember one of the legendary German broadcasters saying, "Germany's future is America's present," and it really was that with the penetration of television.

The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.

Liberals and conservatives are opponents in the most literal sense, each using the myth of pure evil to demonize the other side and unite there own.

Only eyes washed by tears can see clearly.

So in life, some enter the services of fame and others money, but the best choice is that of those few who spend their time in the contemplation of nature, and as lovers of wisdom.

As I grew older - and even when I was younger - it had puzzled me why I continued and continue to be heterosexual.