Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas on which women paint their dreams.

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas upon which the women paint their dreams.

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse.

If ever I were to have a symbol attributed to me, it would be a heart, the outline!

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

I am begining to look more and more like my miserable imitators.

Don't worry chief, it will be alright.

Well, doctor, and do I now act like a 'pink powder puff' ?

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

You want to be as dominant as possible and you want to put some doubt in the hitters' heads. That's what I'm trying to do every single time I'm on the mound.

Now that I am no longer President, I find I can no longer win every game of golf I play.

When you get to 15 and most of your teachers are priests, there's bound to be a conflict.

I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart.

We all have our own personal laboratories. Life is an experiment, and it's just a matter of getting the alchemical or chemical combination right.

I wondered what else in my life I perceived to be wrong or difficult instead of exploring to understand the true purpose.

You look for one thing and you find another.

[There was] only one news channel, overseen by a bland and complexly multicultural board of advisors. It broadcast in fifteen languages and was, as a rule, interesting in none of them.