Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

If you dump the fear of failure, you will eventually marry success.

Those who understand God's sovereignty have joy even in the midst of suffering, a joy reflected on their very faces, for they see that their suffering is not without purpose.

If a book is worth reading it is worth buying.

History teaches that nations do not learn from history.

What happens in the life of Christ happens always and everywhere. In the Christian archetype all lives of this kind are prefigured.

On the subject of emigration, it is not my intention to dwell at any length.

Every thing is what it is, and not another thing.

Life is an art we are required to practice without preparation, a score that we play at sight even before we have mastered our instruments.

He to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.

Let's face it: I'm scared, scared and frozen. First, I guess, I'm afraid for myself...the old primitive urge for survival. It's getting so I live every moment with terrible intensity.