With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

I awoke to a daymare. Life.

Where have you been all of your life?

Do the best you can, with what you can, while you can, and success in inevitable.

Excellence is not an event but a habit.

To kill for fun is the job of the psychopaths! And what is a matador, apart from being a mentally ill person?

Being able to communicate with a loved one that you haven't talked to in a while because of some communication break makes their life and your life in a much better place.

the wrongs of society can be more deeply impressed on a large class of readers in the form of fiction than by essays, sermons, or the facts of science.

To be himself, one neeeds to be free from the pressure of evaluative praise

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I want to show people there's more to me than they think.

You can't go around being what everyone wants you to be, living your life through other people's rules, and expect to be happy and have inner peace.