Wine has been to me a firm friend and a wise counselor.

For the majority of English people there are only two religions, Roman Catholic, which is wrong, and the rest, which don't matter.

I don't like men who live, by choice, out of their own country. I don't like interior decorators. I don't like Germans. I don't like buggers and I don't like Christian Scientists.

Wine has made me bold, but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things, but not do them.

Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace.

One can make a joke, but one can't be one.

Our lives are nothing but a short span of time. And if we spend tons of time earning money that we simply throw away, then we're throwing away part of our potential.

Do not feel surprise at being schooled amid toil: you are being schooled for a wondrous destiny.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I love a good romantic comedy.

When I drove for British teams... they called me The Tadpole because I was too small to be a frog.

Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage.

A distinction of property results from that very protection which a free Government gives to unequal faculties of acquiring it.

Part of the trouble is that I've never properly understood that some disasters accumulate, that they don't all land like a child out of an apple tree.

He touch'd the tender stops of various quills, With eager thought warbling his Doric lay.

Did you ever meet someone named Caleb?" I say. 'Caleb," Fernando says. "Yes, there was a Caleb in my initiate class. Brilliant, but he was... what's the colloquial term for it? A suck-up." he smirks.