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Emily Giffin, The One & Only Quotes: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!
         

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!


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