While I’d like to believe in the possibility of a love that doesn’t involve denial, I haven’t seen an example yet.

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

I tell my sons all the time, 'The most important thing in your life is fitness, ' but a lot of fighters go overboard.

God has a way of giving by the cartloads to those who give away by shovelfuls.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

I got a pain in my chest, and I can't breathe

When the purpose of the appointment to ,cohabit with the widow bas been attained in accordance with the law, those two shall behave towards each other like a father and a daughter in law.

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

Everything I think is in pictures.

One more thing. The people and the friends that we have lost... or the dreams that have faded... never forget them.