Where you allow your attention to go ultimately says more about you as a human being than anything that you put in your mission statement.

Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.

Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You’re Either Lying Or Crazy.

Everything takes more time than you thought, everything costs more money than you thought, and almost everything turns out not quite as cool as you expected.

Workflow is understanding your job, understanding your tools, and then not thinking about it any more.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

People with tiny glasses and costly shoes can always find a couple of hours to explain how you did it all wrong.

Feeling creative produces great work in approximately the same way that "feeling like a doctor" makes you a gifted thoracic surgeon.

People will always despise you if you end up doing less stupid BS than they choose to suffer.

Thinking can really be the enemy of action, and thinking can be the enemy of reality.

I'm a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.

A real man does not beg forgiveness but earn it.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

I don't think the people of Chicago should be robbed of their birthright to be perennial losers.

In spite of how things may appear to us, we are never trapped by where we are. The trap is always who we are

I'm bad at picking heroes.

Desire is when you do what you want, will is when you can do what you do not want.

All I've got to do today is smile.

If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.

Solitude is impractical, and society fatal. We must keep our head in the one and our hands in the other. The conditions are met, if we keep our independence, yet do not lose our sympathy.

The mistletoe hung in the castle hall, The holly branch shone on the old oak wall.