When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

The only geniuses produced by the chaos of society are those who do something about it. Chaos breeds geniuses. It offers a man something to be a genius about.

The only person that you should live your life competing against, is nobody else but your old self.

I can hear the roar of women's silence.

There is no wilderness like a life without friends.

Wall Street. - The abode of the Brokers and the Broke.

What our economists call a depressed area almost always turns out to be a cleaner, freer, more livable place than most.

If someone gave the Russians a football, they'd win the Super Bowl in two years.

True creative cities produce the legacy of an idea that does what funding cannot do: to foster.

Walk out of any doorway feel your way, feel your way like the day before Maybe you'll find direction around some corner where it's been waiting to meet you.

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.