You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

If Jesus is not your Lord, then Satan is.

I'm not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things I've gotten from books.

Tom Finney would have been great in any team, in any match and in any age, even if he had been wearing an overcoat.

[Flürscheim] was good at unanswerable arguments.

Power is poison. Its effect on Presidents had always been tragic, chiefly as an almost insane excitement at first, and a worse reaction afterwards.

True glory is a flame lighted at the skies.

The entire United States is within range of our nuclear weapons, and a nuclear button is always on my desk. This is reality, not a threat.

... if I wanted to have a happy garden, I must ally myself with my soil; study and help it to the utmost, untiringly. .... Always, the soil must come first.

The people have a right to keep and bear arms.

This is the law of benefits between men; the one ought to forget at once what was given, and the other ought never to forget what he has received.