When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I don't have a lot of downtime.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

Pam wasn't what Gloria would have called a friend, just someone she had known for so long that she had given up trying to get rid of her.

She would let a speeding automobile hit her to show them all how unloved she was.

Worship means respecting all of God’s creation.

Everything is easy. However, the ways to make difficult things easy, sometimes it's not easy (Totok R. Biyanto)

Every man needs a shadow to reveal his light, to always be that close, ever present, bonded forever in astral allegiance.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

Intimate knowledge of God is possible if we habitually search His Holy Scriptures & translate what we find into obedience.

Of course there are times when I hate London, but equally there are times when I can walk 'round a corner and I really feel that this is my place.

I like playing with a popular cliché and making it my own by half-embracing it, half-disemboweling it.

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets.