When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

There’s no point in being unhappy about things you can’t change, and no point being unhappy about things you can.

Meditation suffers from a towering PR problem.… If you can get past the cultural baggage, though, what you’ll find is that meditation is simply exercise for your brain.

The getting lost and recovering - that is the meditation.

If you're meditating and it's easy, you're either enlightened or you're cheating.

The act of catching yourself wandering and coming back to your breath is a bicep curl for your brain.

Happiness, it turns out, is a skill-one that you can train, just like you train your body in the gym. This is the next big public health revolution. Get on board.

Prepare like no other, know that there was nothing left for you to do when it's all said and done. This way a loss is just a stat. The better man will always win if he prepared like no other.

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

Meditation is hard. You are constantly trying to focus on one thing, usually your breath, and your mind is going to go berserk.

There are different gifts and talents in each of us

The ear never forgets what the soul says.

Though sometimes conflicted and seemingly restricted - grace be [the] wings of clarity.

The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.

I love live music and I love to see people's faces when I'm performing.

...the deepest secrets about ourselves that we, in the ultimate act of humanity, will spare those we truly love.

America and Canada are the best friends. We've always been the best friends.

The calendar is intolerable to all wisdom, the horror of all astronomy, and a laughing stock from a mathematician's point of view.

Important reminder: It's not fair of you to demand more proof of Christians for their beliefs than you demand for your own.