When you argue against Him you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all: it is like cutting off the branch you are sitting on.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

When the world is too much, create your own. I do it everyday.

Life is too short not to start something stupid.

Do not protect yourself by a fence but rather by your friends.

When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else.

Reinforce what you want to see repeated.What gets rewarded gets done.

I want to keep playing good golf.

Princes enjoy themselves like children in the company of ordinary human beings.

She wasn't in love but she would love him, if that would save her.

Music has always been in me.

Italy is divided between us and them, rich and poor, north and south, young and old, employed and unemployed.