When do you learn that the world, like any diner worth its salt, is open twenty-four hours a day?

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Smile, look invested, and when you hand in certain projects, say you enjoyed working on them.

He who when called upon to speak a disagreeable truth tells it boldly and has done is both bolder and milder than he who nibbles in a low voice and never ceases nibbling.

How well we have learned to let go

Depression presents itself as a realism regarding the rottenness of the world in general and the rottenness of your life in particular.

Real inspired acting is never DOING, it is always HAPPENING

It was a period when they used to read into our lyrics a lot, used to think there was more in them than there was.

Only God is to be loved for His own sake. Everything else is to be loved for God's sake.

As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.

No joy can equal the joy of serving others.