When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.

When fascism comes to the United States it will be wrapped in the American flag and will claim the name of 100-percent Americanism

She did her work with the thoroughness of a mind which reveres details and never quite understands them.

It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write.

Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.

Being a man given to oratory and high principles, he enjoyed the sound of his own vocabulary and the warmth of his own virtue.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...."

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-

When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.

I must say I'm not very fond of oratory that's so full of energy it hasn't any room for facts.

There is no greater compliment to the Jews than the fact that the degree of their unpopularity is always the scientific measure of the cruelty and silliness of the regime under which they live.

I desire knowledge and wisdom.

The grace of God transforms the sinner into saint.

Be your own best friend and unlock the fountain of beauty.

We have strong statistical evidence that shows that transgender people are twice as likely as their fellow citizens to join the military, to have served in the military.

I am a rebel, and I relate to the rebel spirit in Chenault [from the Rhum Dairy].

We have this handy fusion reactor in the sky called the sun, you don't have to do anything, it just works. It shows up every day.

If the English want a king, it is their business. If the Russians want communism, it is their business. If the Americans want our form of government, it is our business.

Education is imposed ignorance.

Americans use the word "dream" as often as psychoanalysts do.

Minds are like oysters. They spoil if you pry them open.