When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

Eyebrows are what give the eyes focus

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

In the end, everything is simple.

She broke my heart. I didn't like that much. But that was the price. In this world, you get what you pay for.

One is not worthy to have what one, through weakness, lets be taken from him; one is not worthy of it because one is not capable of it.

Treasures are not won by care and forethought but by swift slaying and reckless attack.

Whoever listens to slander is himself a slanderer.

I believe it is better to be prepared for illness than to wait for a cure.

When everyone is trying to be something, be nothing. Range with emptiness.