When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

Renew your mind with word of God.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

The worst of revolutions is a restoration.

To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable; but everything reasonable may be supported.

The next way home's the farthest way about.

She walked fast, to keep ahead of her fear.

More than four billion people live within a stone's throw of the ocean, so what happens to it affects them immediately, daily, whether pollution, more frequent storms, or rising sea levels.

People sometimes actually get me to think I take things too seriously and maybe I'm too earnest and it's coming across like I'm better than them.

I will always dance in the street.

You can kill the body, but not the spirit.