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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.


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Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.



When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.



We think we listen, but very rarely do we listen with real understanding, true empathy. Yet listening, of this very special kind, is one of the most potent forces for change that I know.

We think we listen, but very rarely do we listen with real understanding, true empathy. Yet listening, of this very special kind, is one of the most potent forces for change that I know.



Growth occurs when individuals confront problems, struggle to master them, and through that struggle develop new aspects of their skills, capacities, views about life.

Growth occurs when individuals confront problems, struggle to master them, and through that struggle develop new aspects of their skills, capacities, views about life.



The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.



As no one else can know how we perceive, we are the best experts on ourselves.

As no one else can know how we perceive, we are the best experts on ourselves.



There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.



A person cannot teach another person directly; a person can only facilitate another's learning

A person cannot teach another person directly; a person can only facilitate another's learning



We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon.

We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon.



The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.

The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.





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What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!



A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young men are so, its funeral bell is already rung.

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If anyone gets in my way when I'm making a picture, I become irrational. I'm never sure what I am going to do, or sometimes even aware of what I do-only that I want that picture.

If anyone gets in my way when I'm making a picture, I become irrational. I'm never sure what I am going to do, or sometimes even aware of what I do-only that I want that picture.



Whenever I have a problem, I ask the Saint (Thérèse of Lisieux) not to solve it, but to take it into her hands and to help me accept it and I almost always receive a white rose as a sign.

Whenever I have a problem, I ask the Saint (Thérèse of Lisieux) not to solve it, but to take it into her hands and to help me accept it and I almost always receive a white rose as a sign.



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