When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

I made the mistake of working at the world's largest telescopes and now show classic health degradation that is associated with that biologically toxic environment.

Even if there were no heaven and there were no hell, would you still follow Jesus? Would you follow him for the life, joy and fulfilment he gives you right now?

Sometimes it's easier not to think about things you can't do anything about.

I wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

Intent is what sends a shaman through a wall, through space, to infinity.

In youth the life of reason is not in itself sufficient; afterwards the life of emotion, except for short periods, becomes unbearable.

I hope, if you should live to grow up, you will endeavour to be very useful and not spend all your time in pleasing yourself.

Mathematics commands all my respect, but I have no use for engines.

Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, has failed.