What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.

Carefully guard your true self. Let no mistake or error you commit create doubt in you and who you truly are.

Lack of understanding is a great power. Sometimes it enables men to conquer the world.

How fair is a garden amid the toils and passions of existence.

There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

Control what you can, acknowledge what you cannot.

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Working really hard is what successful people do.

My grandfather and I were very close.

Christians need the gospel as much as non-Christians do.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.