What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I am not a morning person.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

My writing style is very sensual, as in sensory detail

The best lies are always at least partially true.

We were just standing there, and her eyes were so interesting. Not in the usual way of being interesting, like being extremely blue or extremely big or flanked by obscenely long lashes or anything.

We fight exploitation of man by man in words but live it in daily life

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him.

Knowing Is Not Enough; We Must Apply. Wishing Is Not Enough; We Must Do.

I find myself hoping I can get on a TV show, and then people from Oklahoma will come to my restaurant. Then I'll be able to make enough money to open my own place.

True compassion means not only feeling another's pain but also being moved to help relieve it.

I wish food was falling from the sky.

We would rather starve than sell our national honor.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!