What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my business.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Her loving hands, soft lips, and perfumed scents were an addiction for which he had no cure.

Probably... or maybe... one day!

It's up to God to do the judging. You haven't walked in my boots, so how are you going to judge me?

What excites me is danger! I like to do daring things. I've bungee jumped three times. The only thing I haven't tried is skydiving.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

My world's both parts, and 'o! Both parts must die.

Why is my needle stuck in childhood? I don't know why. I guess it's because that's where my heart is.

Beauty has no obvious use; nor is there any clear cultural necessity for it. Yet civilization could not do without it.

There is no illness of the body except for the mind

In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!