What do I care about law? Ain't I got the power?

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.

Never be a minion, always be an owner.

I don't care half so much about making money as I do about making my point, and coming out ahead.

You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you.

Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it.

Law! What do I care about the law? Ain't I got the power?

I am not afraid of my enemies, but by God, you must look out when you get among your friends.

There is no friendship in trade.

I have always served the public to the best of my ability. Why? Because, like every other man, it is to my interest to do so.

I have been insane on the subject of money-making all my life.

Well, the one thing I've thought about is having dad give me away. You know when he takes your hand and he puts it in the hand of the person you marry? That's the only part I've ever wanted.

Break the habit of negative thoughts and beliefs before they succeed in breaking you and your destiny.

Computers are idiots whose only virtue is that they can count up to two extremely fast.

He didn't know that sometimes, the most awesome and complicated thing you can do is just stick around.

There are people in life, who show you how to live. There are people in life, who show you how to die.

When fear seizes, change what you are doing. You are doing something wrong.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

I'm too young to be this old.

The source of faith is the Word of God.

The great artist is the simplifier.